Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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