i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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