she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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