so explain again why im purple
no
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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