Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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