Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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