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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.

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(217): View more from Illinois

her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...

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(205): View more from Alabama

She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.

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(303): View more from Colorado

good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.

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(813): View more from Florida

So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.

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