xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
