For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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