I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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