Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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