I don't think brook has ever known best
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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