We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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