so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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