office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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