it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
My balls are so social today.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
