I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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