You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize