I smell stomach acid.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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