That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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