4 words: hood of his car
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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