He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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