So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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