pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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