sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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