I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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