Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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