I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Someone came in the potted fern
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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