While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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