I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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