no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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