Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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