no, he came in my armpit
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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