we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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