I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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