i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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