i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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