There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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