I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it was like his penis was on wheels.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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