Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Alive.
So much puke
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
