Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The air was thick with penises
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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