id be glad to
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He passed out mid-signature
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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