i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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