Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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