Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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