it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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