its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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