Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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