i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
