I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
