That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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