he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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