this just has baby written all over it
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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