whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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