Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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