I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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