so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize