i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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